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"That's right."
"Great," says Mel. He snorts, rolls over, and goes back to sleep. How rude!You sit on the metal toilet and sulk for a moment. You notice that the price label is still on it; this must've been the floor model. "Stainless steel! Suicide-proof!" it says. Well, that narrows down your options.
Ask Mel what he's in for.
Check the toilet for hidden packages!