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"No problem!"
She looks at you like you're the weirdo here! You realise that if you'd chosen the Tom Cruise node from earlier then you would be married to her. Weird or not, you would so tap that. You tell yourself to think over your decisions in future."Hey is that Scarlett Johansson over there?" says Katie.
You glance over where she's pointing. Scarlett is going into the conjugal visitation room with another prisoner, what a tramp!
You look around. The prison guards don't seem to have appeared to deal with Katie Holmes. She looks rather anxious.
"Cheer up, Katie, it's not so bad in jail."
"Ha, you are going to die in here!"