Celebrities in Prison

"Cheer up, Katie, it's not so bad in jail."

Katie perks up a bit. "It isn't? I heard that if you don't get enough votes from the other inmates on Wheel of Sodomy, they put you in The Rape Tank."

"Well, yes, that's true."

She cocks her head. "How can you say it's not so bad, then?"

"Oh, what I meant was, it's not so bad for me."
"I'm sure you could win the popular vote, if you greased the right palms. So to speak."

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