Celebrities in Prison

Think about violent death.

You wonder where it all went wrong. Out of the frying pan, into the firey beak attack! You also wonder how Bill Oddie knew your name, but since he just grew a beak it's not the strangest thing to happen recently.

Your life flashes before your eyes. You see yourself emerging from the womb, onto the cold carpet of your mother's car, your father screaming at traffic.

You see yourself at school for the first time, crying as your mother leaves you and accidentally breaks your finger trying to remove you from her leg.

You remember going to scout camp, and all the other kids teased you because the only badge you could achieve was How To Survive A Vampiric Bird Attack. Hey... wait a minute.

You breathe deeply four times quickly and think of Bob Monkhouse. Strength returns to your arms and you smack Bill Oddie away from your neck. He hisses and rears back on his clawed feet.

Grab Bill's beak.
Run away.

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