Celebrities in Prison

"Come on, you know you want to."

Suddenly klaxons blare and warning lights flash, bathing the scene in a ruby glow. "Celebrity Sex in cell B2-13," a loudspeaker announces. A security camera swivels in your direction and you hear a clatter of footsteps as staff converge on your position.

The boom guy rushes into view first. He's followed by the director, and someone trying to maneuver a Panavision camera down the narrow corridor.

"Try not to wilt like that," the director admonishes you. "Stop thinking about baseball!"

From the corner of the room there's a fearsome sputtering sound, like an espresso machine filled with sherbet. Mel Gibson is sitting bolt upright in bed pointing at your manhood.

"SATAN BEGONE!" he howls drunkenly.

"Brother, it's not what you think!"
"Actually the tattoo is of Muhammad Ali"

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