Celebrities in Prison

Climb out and give Eddie a stern talking-to.

You inch your way up the ventilation shaft as Eddie Murphy picks up the phone and starts sweet-talking someone on the other side of the glass. You stick your head out of the vent. Whoopi Goldberg freezes when she sees you. "Eddie!" she whispers.

Eddie covers the mouthpiece with his hand and says "Not now baby, I'm tryin' to hook up with this sweet piece of ass."

As you work your way out, dripping refuse, Whoopi pats Eddie on the shoulder and whispers more insistently. "There's a man..."

"I said not now!"

You stand up and stride over to Eddie Murphy. Scarlett Johansson, on the other side of the glass, freezes and stares at you, appalled. Eddie hasn't noticed you yet. You open your mouth to chastise, but you realize you haven't decided what you're going to chastise him about yet.

Chastise him about pouring his trash on you.
Chastise him about trying to hook up with a white woman.

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