Celebrities in Prison

Ask Mel for his advice.

You shouldn't talk to Mel Gibson. I used to see him all the time on the way to the grocery store, and once I asked him for his autograph and he told me to fuck off. I finally had to threaten him with a needle to get him to sign my Lethal Weapon DVD, but I had to run like hell from the cops, and the marker I used faded after a week. So my friend took a small sharp knife and heated it on the stove. It hurt like shit to hold it, but finally the autograph is permanent.

Find a needle.
Find a lethal weapon DVD.

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