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Look for a cold fork.
What do you want with a cold fork? How is that going to help you? If the fork is too cold, it might even stick to your tongue, and that would certainly be vexing. Besides, metal gets more brittle as it gets colder, and the last thing you want is the fork to shatter when you need it most.Ask Mel Gibson about this annoying narrator.
Okay, DON'T squeeze the earlobe ball.