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"Sorry."
Katie stares you down for a long moment and says,"Sorry's not good enough. I came here to remind you to pay your Scientology dues, and now look!
Without the Church's help, we'll all rot away in this tank! So to make it up to me, you'll be my bitch."
You consider the implications of all this and...
Submit to Katie.
Tune your brain waves to contact the Church of Scientology.