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Do stand-up comedy.
You warm up your best funnyman voice. "Isn't he great, ladies and gentlemen? Let's have a big round of applause for Mel 'The Bibson' Gibson!" You pause for a reaction, but none is forthcoming. "But seriously, folks. What's up with quadratic equations? They've got 'quad' right there in the name, but there's only three coefficients. Who are these people?"You take a sip of water.
"And what about affine texture mapping? I mean, Jesus."
Remind them about your huge cock again.