Celebrities in Prison

"Hey, Maurice, get me a towel will ya?"

Maurice grins and hands you a towel through the bars. He's such a phoney. He starts whistling as you wipe your feet. Hey, you know that song.

"Is that 'If a body catch a body, comin' through the rye'?"

"Yeah, but it's 'If a body meet a body' not catch." says Maurice.

"I thought it was 'If a body catch a body'"
"It's a poem. By Robert Burns."

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