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Nah, the way you figure it, as long as you still have your bones, you're sitting pretty.
"Okay, I'm uhh... ready," you say fearing the worst.Bug Mel Gibson pauses and looks over you. You assume he's smiling. "I think it's time to take our relationship to the next level." He reaches behind and produces a communication device. It activates and Mel begins garbling in what must be his native bug language. "Not long now sweetheart. Not long. The mother ship is coming."
You lay there, Mel Gibson still straddling on top, expecting the ship to take some time but it arrives almost instantly. The roof of the prison is ripped away and you and Mel are bathed in white light. The ship begins to pull you up. As you ascend almost to the top you realize this is probably your last chance for escape. It sure is a long way down though.
Hold on for dear life.
Escape dammit!