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Fly north.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" you ask Bug Mel Gibson.Bug Mel stares back at you for a second, then smiles wide. "Hell yeah, bro!"
The two of you do the nine-legged bug equivalent of a fist bump, then shout simultaneously: "Santa Home Invasion!"
A few minutes later you both land gracefully on the Santa Claus residence roof and fold your wings.
You hear the rhythmic creak of bedsprings below. Oh, Santa, you dog! You motion for Mel to follow quietly, then:
Slip down the chimney.
Sidle over to the window and get a peek at the action.