Celebrities in Prison

Cry like a little baby.

"Wah," you say, doing your best baby impression. "Wah wah wah!"

"There's a baby in there!" one of the guards shouts. They bust down the door and strike you repeatedly with their truncheons.

They look around excitedly, but there's no baby to be found. "Where's the baby, you monster?"

"I'm the baby! I look old but that's just a medical condition!"
*Belch* "I ate him."

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