Celebrities in Prison

Tune your brain waves to contact the Church of Scientology.

Ring Ring!

It seems you've reached the Scientology automated psychic answering system.

Do you believe in Xenu? Press 1 for yes, or go fuck yourself.

Press 1... with your mind.
"I can has cheezburger?"

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