Celebrities in Prison

Remove the blanket and interrogate Mrs. Claus.

You whip the blanket away to reveal ... Santa Claus, holding the shotgun! He cocks it and points it at you. "Surprise, motherfucker!"

"Santa! Where's Mrs. Claus? I was gonna 'interrogate' her!"

Santa blasts your face off.

Pat your neck stump comically, looking for your missing face.
Hide under the bed and wait for Bug Mel to bring you a new face.

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