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Press 1... with your mind.
You've forgotten how to work a mental phone keypad, so you strain for a bit. "Nnngh! Nnngh!"Katie Holmes looks concerned. "Are you okay, Donal Gibson?" You nod at her absentmindedly and continue grunting.
"It sounds like you are trying to press 1 with your mind," the voice in your head says. "If you are trying to press 1 with your mind, please press 1 now."
You strain harder. "NNNGH! NNNGH!"
"Jesus, Donal, just let me do it," Katie says. You hear a distinct boop resonate in your skull.
"Thank you!" the voice in your head says. "You are now the bitch of," and then you hear a soft click followed by a recording of Katie Holmes carefully enunciating her own name. The voice hangs up.
"Alright, great," the live Katie Holmes voice coming from Katie Holmes says. "First things first: I want you to punch yourself."This story node Copyright 2011 by The Inprisoner.Edit this node | Talk about this node (0 posts)Go up a node