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"I can has cheezburger?"
You have selected 'Go fuck yourself'. Hold the line. Would you kindly go fuck yourself?Go fuck yourself.
Go fuck yourself.
The automated message booms into your thoughts. Your internal monologue is overwhelmed by the irresistible mantra.
"Donal!" Katie's expression goes from appalled to supremely cosmically appalled.
While the point-man reloads his taser, the rest of the SWAT team erupt into a heated debate about whether using a can of mace or a bean-bag shotgun would be more appropriate. One of them pulls the pin of a smoke grenade to buy them some time. The billowing smoke hides your shame.
Sprint for the visiting room's revolving door
Put your pants back on