Celebrities in Prison

Wait to see whether the emergency personnel revive you.

You hear the siren of an ambulance approaching. Finally, the paramedics are coming to revive you! The ambulance pulls up to your cell and the door opens automatically for them. "Finally!" you say, as the paramedics rush out. "That traitorous servant killed me, the famous and beautiful Rinke Khanna, over half an hour ago!"

The paramedics rush over to Mel Gibson's corpse. What the hell? One of them shouts: "Got a cold one here! I need 500ccs of whiskey, stat!" They chug the whiskey and load him into the ambulance.

Then you remember that, being incorporeal, you aren't actually making any sound when you speak.

Go over to your body and animate your hands to flip them the double deuce as they drive away.
Go take over Mel Gibson's body again before it leaves.

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