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Try and talk your way out of this.
"Excuse me, miss?"The guard turns around. "Yeah?" Wow, it's Françoise Perrot, co-star of Women's Prison Massacre!
"Um, hello Ms. Perrot. Big fan! Uh, I'm from UPS, I have a package here for you."
"I don't see any package," Françoise says. "Where is it?" She narrows her eyes at you. "And don't say it's in your pants or I'll bite your nipples off."
Yikes! "Um."
"It's not in my pants. Anymore."
"Hold on a second. I'll go get it."