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"wait a second... Elvis? Tupac? Biggy?"
"It's true," the guard says. "I'm a chimeran amalgam of Elvis Presley, Tupac Amaru Shakur a.k.a. 2PAC, and Christopher George Latore Wallace a.k.a. Biggie Smalls a.k.a. The Notorious B.I.G. The prison doctors created me and the others a few months ago, in hopes that we could keep the overflowing celebrity prison population under control."You stare back in astonishment. "Others?"
"Yes. They made five of us, each out of three strong-willed entertainers. One of us they constructed out of musicians -- that's me. Another was constructed of actors and actresses, another of novelists, another of comedians, and yet another of of video game programmers."
Okay, from your understanding of plot structure it's pretty clear that you're going to need to track down and kill all of these monstrosities. "What's your name, again?" you ask.
"Lucas."
"Alright, Lucas."
Track down and kill Lucas.
Ask Lucas how to go about tracking down and killing his buddies.