Celebrities in Prison

Give up and climb into bed.

You climb into bed. Lumpy and hard! These prison beds are not nearly up to the standards of a delicate flower such as yourself. Mel's whiskers itch, too. SuperCIP will be hearing from your agent. Sleep comes, but slowly.

You wake up lying on the floor. Mel Gibson is brushing his teeth using the toilet water, eyeing you warily.

You hear a loud buzz and the cell door opens. Mel swiftly walks out and joins the ranks of the prisoners heading towards the rec area. You try to stand up to go there as well, but a sudden pain in your back convinces you not to.

You recognize one of the stragglers. It's your good friend, Whoopi Goldberg! She glances in your direction but doesn't seem to recognize you.

"Whoopi! Help me, my back!"
Lie there, embarrassed.

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