Celebrities in Prison

Lie there, embarrassed.

Whoopi comes over. She starts making out with you. "What are you doing?!" you sputter.

"The only reason I accepted the part in Ghost was that I thought I'd get to kiss you!"

You stare back at her. "The only reason I turned down the part in Ghost was that I thought I'd have to kiss you!"

Whoopi breaks down crying. She starts pounding on your chest. "You bastard!" she sobs.

"I'm sorry, baby. Here, have some mail!"
"I'm sorry, baby. Here, have some of my filtered urine!"

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