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Walk towards the visitor meeting block.
You arrive at the Visitor Meeting Area. After a cavity search you are ushered into a cubicle. There's a pane of glass in the middle, seperating you from a blonde girl in sunglasses. Who could it be?She takes off her shades, it's Scarlett Johansson star of Lost in Translation among other films.
"Hey, you're Scarlett Johansson star of..."
"Shh! I'm incognito!"
"In cog what?"
Scarlett reveals she has a plan to free you and the other imprisioned celebrities. She outlines a marvelously intricate system, but you just can't stop thinking about those milky thighs and pouting..
"Are you listening to me?"
"Yeah, sure!"
Gaze longingly at her nipples.