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#297 posted by Orion Palmer
Katie stares you down for a long moment and says,#296 posted by toastbeard You wiggle your big toe. Awwriight, you think, I still got it!#295 posted by The Inprisoner You can't. Go to this node | Go to parent#294 posted by toastbeard "What, just can't get enough "Beat the Clock" reruns?" This guy really knows his celebrities. In Prison.#293 posted by toastbeard You grab your stuff and hide it in your pants.#292 posted by toastbeard Nothing happens. Your uncursed nigganomicon crumbles to dust.#291 posted by toastbeard "Den we coo'." He lets you go.#290 posted by toastbeard You awaken to a brand new day, highly refreshed. Perhaps, a little too refreshed. In fact, everything seems... fresh. An icy chill runs down your spine. You open one eye the tiniest sliver. It was just as you feared! Your new cellmate is... Go to this node | Go to parent#289 posted by toastbeard You reach for your standard-issue prison cell phone and start to dial your agent's number when you have a better idea.#288 posted by toastbeard In one lightning-fast motion you grab a hold of Maurice's nametag and rip it off his shirt. "That's it 'reecy, I'm not giving this back until you tell me who you really are!"#287 posted by toastbeard Then you realize: it's not Maurice "Maury" Povich at all! It's Maurice Sendak!#286 posted by toastbeard Mel continues to slumber. You ponder to yourself, WWND? You crawl out from under the bed and pull out your katana (which you made yourself out of a spoon you smuggled from the cafeteria, a hunk of weeks-old cheese, and the remains of a few small birds). You take a clumsy swing, striking Mel halfway up his back on his ruined underwear. Your sword shatters into its component pieces. Drat his ninja armor! You remove the elastic from your head, which you hang in shame.#285 posted by toastbeard Just like back in Celebrity BDSM School! You tie Mel's feet securely to the bars at the foot of his bed, then give his nipples a quick tweak, just for old times' sake.#284 posted by toastbeard She eyes you warily. "Who told you about that?"#283 posted by toastbeard As you reach out your hand, a voice pierces through your sleepy haze: "Mel Gibson, wake up!" You were asleep the whole time! This whole thing was just one crazy dream!Less recent nodes |
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